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my bf:*doesnt reply*

me:[fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf:my bad I had to pee. 

me:I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
— 3 hours ago with 17978 notes
teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath):if you're an ameteur
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when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

(via scumbag-vanguard)

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This is why I hate texting sometimes.

(Source:, via older-twin)

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#andrew  #this is me and you